United with contradiction

fucking faggots love this dick.

Fucking idiot men like this should just stop. Its a clit and a very beautiful one at that. If you hated queers and were so straight you would love a clit in every shape and form. Maybe you’re the faggot here, skunk


Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

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"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

Lol funny this is I suck at make up

(Source: busket, via friedeggprince)


look at bae
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

Dita Von Teese with her VontourageAfter the debut of The Powder Puff Pinup ShowThe Orpheum, July 2005

Dita Von Teese http://lingerie-for-dita.blogspot.com

Heaven is real
  • Almost that time for pumpkin spice chai latte & scarves


yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via thatoneweirdlesbian)