United with contradiction
s-k-u-n-k:

fucking faggots love this dick.

Fucking idiot men like this should just stop. Its a clit and a very beautiful one at that. If you hated queers and were so straight you would love a clit in every shape and form. Maybe you’re the faggot here, skunk

caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

(via heart)

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

Lol funny this is I suck at make up

(Source: busket, via friedeggprince)

yoopocahontas:

look at bae
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
diva-von-teese:

Dita Von Teese with her VontourageAfter the debut of The Powder Puff Pinup ShowThe Orpheum, July 2005
dita-von:

Dita Von Teese http://lingerie-for-dita.blogspot.com
karaschneikart:

Heaven is real
  • Almost that time for pumpkin spice chai latte & scarves

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via thatoneweirdlesbian)